~ Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
~ All's well that ends.
~ A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
~ New systems generate new problems.
~ The faster a computer is, the faster it will reach a crashed state.
~ The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.
~ To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.
~ After all is said and done, a lot more is said than done.
~ Work smarder and not harder and be careful of yor speling.
~ If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist.
~ Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way.
~ Any attempt to print Murphy's laws will jam the printer.
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